I'm programming student, and a full-time web developer specializing in javascript.

The short version of my skills:

javascript/jQuery ninja, Ruby & Python ninja-in-training, C-based novice.

My end goal is to get a Ph.D in Computer Science and end world-hunger with Z, a language that allows one to write programs which spit out all kinds of food.

Or if ending world hunger doesn't work out (it will, it's a full-proof plan, it can't fail), I'd settle for working with cool people doing cool things with the web.